A son once calls his mother and says “MOM I got A.I.D.S.”. She was silent for a moment and said “Son it’s good if you do not come back”. The son who was shocked to hear this asked “Why Not?”

To which after another moment the mother replied. “Well, if you come here your wife will get it, then from her to your brother, from him to the servant in the house, then from her to your father, from him to my sister and from her to her husband, from him to your Sister… and by then OMG… if your sister got it, it will be as if the whole town got it. So please my loving child never come back”